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was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped
is: a lame web page on TV Guide
1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.
2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*
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When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind
I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.
The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.
An example of the trick in action:
"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?
"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".
AH shit we've got a flat tire. Alright now Richard, dont jump nervous, Ive got a spare.
Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.
SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"
His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"
SW Resident: "Nope. He died."
An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.
This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.
Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith
go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.