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The act of snorting a shot of Jose Cuervo tequila through one's nose. This behavior produces immediate pain in the occipital and prefrontal cortices and is therefore related to President John F. Kennedy's assassination.
Alan enjoys a good Kennedy Shot before being rejected by women in the club so he feels ready for the pain.
Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.
Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.
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Handsome, loving guy!! He's not a hoe, nor slut. He loves one person and doesn't cheat. Any girl would be lucky to date Matthew Kennedy.
Mallory~ Look at that guy over there.
Sally~ He's definitely Matthew Kennedy!!
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can not be described she is that stunning words can not describe her.
eliza kennedy is unbelieveable and a very special girl
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Another name for Jabba The Hut.
Jabba The Hut, I Mean Ted Kennedy, leads an organization of criminals and does weird, twisted things deep within a heavily guarded compound.
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A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.
Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.
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The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.
Ted Kennedy.see also: Drunk, McFaty's,Liberal, Boston, shitbag.
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