dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.

cartoon logic

where real life logic does not apply, like being able to survive fatal impacts

I was smashed in the head with an anvil but got up barely phased. Cartoon logic is a wonderful thing.

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GTA logic

Physics, situations, and other anomilies only able to exist in Grand Theft Auto

Bill: Can a car really survive such a fall?
Bob: No way, that's GTA logic for you

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Puff of logic

The puff that occurs when something's existence is disproved, usually in cartoons.

See any quote from A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy about the Babel fish, and, by extension, see Babel Fish.

Puff of logic because I can't submit this without it.

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Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

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Logic

Some bi-racial rapper who brings up his race in every interview

"jeez he's a logic"

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