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The cure for a hot anchor. To execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your butt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn't re-attach itself.
I had a serious hot anchor, so I had to do the pick and flap maneuver.
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A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.
I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.
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(Commonly called “The Orting”)
A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching her hands around his torso & seizing his penis in a vice-like grip. She then aggressively performs a motion similar to the Heimlich Maneuver until the man ejaculates.
The “Orting Heimlich” differs from ordinary standing rear-penetration by requiring the female penetrator to possess unusually strong & developed thigh & bicep muscles to perform the repeated lifting & strong squeezing motions required to bring the recipient to orgasm.
Because of the high risk of injury to the recipient, many women use the act as an early litmus test for prospective long-term male partners.
HISTORY:
Named for it’s widespread popularity & believed origin in the city of Orting, WA, whose early industry included logging & coal mining. Women historically represented a larger percentage of the workforce in these industries locally than the national average, which may explain how they were physically capable of performing the maneuver.
While dildos made from standard toy material (silicone etc.) are most commonly used, it’s believed that early toys were made from polished Walnut & Sandalwood.
POPULARITY:
Despite being a popular activity (especially with the women of Orting), it is still largely considered taboo & is rarely spoken about openly, even in its originating city.
“Dude she gave me the Orting Heimlich Maneuver last night. I’m literally going to have to sleep on my side for a week”
“After a long day of cutting down trees & changing my own oil, I can’t wait to go home and give my boyfriend the Orting Heimlich.”
“If he can’t handle the Orting, he isn’t worth courting.”
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Basically when anyone like James Charles makes or did make an action turning a straight Or unidentified gendered person into a person of the similar gender
Man1: yo bruh I just hear no cap Danny used the James Charles maneuver on Damian
Man2: wait, dead ass?.... sooo Damian is gay now?
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A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.
"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"
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To pull the emergency brake in a car, most often on an icy surface, causing the car to spin 180 degrees quickly.
We pulled a Grand Am Maneuver in Luke's Omni down at the park.
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A Maneuver performed by a male in an enclosed area with little likelihood of escape on a vulnerable female, generally sexual. Most commonly performed by grabbing for the females head and almost always results in a non-satisfying kiss.
When Louis was on the ferris wheel with Shampton he went in for a kiss and she reluctantly submitted due to flawless execution of the bear-claw maneuver.
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