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An unkempt, hairy pussy, that is so thick that you can't actually see the genitalia.
I planned on going down on Amy last night until I pulled down her panties and saw her tomato patch.
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My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
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The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Especially seen on sexy spanish men.
The worlds best striker and hottest man alive: David Villa is a prime example of a amazing soul patch.
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The unattractive chicklet-like tuft of hair that finds its home directly below the central region of an overzealous male's bottom lip.
That carni has cotton floss entwined within his soul patch.
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The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
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an isolated place where families intergrate, or interbreed
My cousin is my brother, its a dog patch thing.
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When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand
Wayne got hit with a condom in the eye. "Owwww," said Wayne as he covered his eye.
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