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A videographer was about to produce a webcast and asked if the server admin set up the media server to accept connections on Port 90 because it was not working. Knowing the videographer pulled the port # out of the air, the server admin called bullshit. The server admin knew that port 1935 was the main port with port 81 set up as a failover. Going forward, whenever someone 'made shit up' the media server team would respond with "Port 90". Leaving the bullshitter with more questions than answers.
An interjection with I: I call bulllshit
Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.
Woman is speeding down the road whilst talking on her cell phone. A police officer sees her on the cell phone and pulls her over.
Police Officer: "I would have let the speeding slip if I did not see you on your cell phone".
Woman: No, no! I was just using the phone to warm up my cheek.
Police Officer: "Hmmm. OK. Port 90!!". He then issues a summons leaving the woman looking confused.
Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.
My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one
When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.
kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!
The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs
"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."
A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.
jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!
When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.
Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy