port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.

New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"

Hella-port

Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.

Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

APG port

Accelerated Port of Graphics. A misspoken acronym when referring to AGP slot on a computer motherboard.

As you can see on this diagram the APG port is located next to the processor socket.

Port Alice

If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.

You live in Port Alice? Feels bad man :(

Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs

Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you