an enjoyable game that is played on dancefloors with ugly women. A man begins dancing in close proximity to an ugly woman, and after putting his arms around her, proceeds to whisper in her ear "You are the ugliest girl I've ever seen." At this point she will try to free herself, and the challenge is to hold onto her as long as possible.
Cowpat won rodeo rit that night, as the girl's friends were needed to help remove him from that unfortunate ugly girl.
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when a man takes a humming bird and sticks itβs beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.
bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!
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The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.
Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.
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A term used to desribe a situation in which a person becomes overly attached to another person in a none sexual manner. The attached person is what one would call an unwanted yes man.
"I hate Tony! He's always riding my jock like a rodeo show!" "Dude..stop with the rodeo show. What I said wasn't that funny
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A successive chain of vomitting sparked by a preliminary vomit incident. Typically seen at high school or college frat parties; however, they can also exist outside of these natural habitats.
Hallie was so wasted last night she threw up all over Matt. After that, it turned in to a regular vomit rodeo.
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When you're shagging a chick, you say "I have aids" and try and see how long you can stay inside her.
David was shagging Lucy, he decided to have some spanish rodeo fun, he yelled "I HAVE AIDS" and managed to fuck her for 5 seconds before she bucked him off.
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when, in the course of doin a girl from behind, one gently leans into the girl's ear, and whispers something to the effect of "I have STDs" and henceforth attemps to remain inside the aforementioned girl for eight (8) seconds.
"dude....did you rodeo ride that biatch last night............................ I would have......................she was a hoooooooooooo"
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