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To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.
"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."
Jacking off with hot sauce
My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts
Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.
"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"
When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.
Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.
Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.
Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining
The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor
Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!