A new species of a shark. One that resemples poop with a mix of a fart.
Sydney: *Laughing her butt off*
Nicole: "Wow.... did Ralphie poop. Wait is that smell coming from you Sydney?"
Kelli: "Nicole, I think Sydney sharted. Like pooped while farted"
A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.
When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!
A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.
When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!
fart and shit in the same word
used in the same meaning as shit
person 1: SHART i lost the fucking game
When you try to fart in front of you friends but accidentally poop yourself
Hey guys watch this ftttttfft uhoh I think I just pooped myself haha you sharted
When you shit and fart at the same time
Ben: "After eating too much Taco Bell and beans, I released the nastiest Shart EVER!"
Josh: "WOAH BRO, I have to do the same thing now!"