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Putting a garbage bag over your penis and filling it with whatever bodily fluid floats your boat. Proceeding to take the full bag of jizz/piss and hitting people while yelling "SKINNY RICHARD YO ASS"
Peter:Yo Luke lets skinny richard Andrew
Luke:Good cus I gotta take a piss
Andrew:Deuce you guys that hurt!
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A physique, while not overweight (and possibly underweight), lacks any visible lean, striated tissue.
The term is often NOT used or understood by the uneducated, untrained eye. To the uneducated, untrained eye, a skinny fat female may appear to have a physique of the same caliber as an individual who is comprised of significantly more lean tissue. The term is particularly relevant when discussing women at NASCAR events; the types that may be skinny but have no muscle to speak of. The term is equally important while eating at Denny’s and discussing how unappealing the waitress is.
Untrained eye: "Dude, that chick is so hot."
Trained eye: "Nah, Dogg, that's Amanda Schroeder; she's skinny fat as all hell."
Untrained eye: "What do you mean?"
Trained Eye: "Look at her arms."
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punta skinnny is an adjective which describes the ideal body condition for visiting Punta Cana on Senior Spring Break. It is achieved after months of hard work outs, dieting, and in severe cases purging or large quantities of laxatives.
Jordan: "Are you going to eat that rice cake?"
Catherine: "Hell no! I need to get punta skinny!"
JordAy: "i worked out for 3 hours today"
Catherine:"why is that jordan"
Jordan: "so i can be punta skinny you ass"
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2 people in love who are too shy to say it.
Aww they're in love aren't they? How long will it stay skinny love before someone has the courage to say it?
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It’s means since you’re skinny society automatically sees you better than bigger people, or accepts you better. When you’re skinny people see you as easier to approach, and would rather become friends with you than a bigger person. When people pick teams for sports they’ll pick a skinnier person even when the bigger person could be better. When it comes to jobs they’ll most likely pick a skinny person over a bigger person because they’re more ideal regardless of experience. Yes even when you’re skinny you can get shamed, or have insecurities, but you’re automatically more acceptable to others when it comes to weight.
“How come Lea got pick to go to the next round even thought Jayla is the better singer, and is more comfortable on stage?”
“Because she has Skinny Privilege, is automatically more acceptable for the way her body looks.”
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Incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen Y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. Look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. This is not advised, for having a person’s ass in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a muffin top.
Chloe: Hey, I think I might actually win this game of twister, as Mark's skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
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