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An overly tan middle aged woman with bad hair (usually bleach blonde) that frequents restuarant bars drinking too much white wine.
Three tuscan taters joined us at the TGI Fridays bar, it was mid December in Michigan but all were well tanned with hair like straw, each ordered a white zin.
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When you put some dumbass in the oven and they come out soggy
Ahh, hell, i tried to cook my friends daughter and it pulled a tater toot on me. Samantha, how do i clean this bitch up and spill the news to Mark?
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A Southern U.S. term for a blowjob.
Hummin' a tater is way better than eating one.
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Another 2 lettered word for a gangsta depressed Emo...
Frizz: Maida wants to buy the DaVincci Code
Tater Tizzle: Why the hell would she do that???
Frizz: Cuz people say it's a really good book
Tater Tizzle: Yeah, but you'd have to read it to know it's a good book
Frizz: Yeah...people do that...
Tater Tizzle: What?!?!?!? No way!
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Southern slang for testicles, particularly hairy, tanned sacs.
This term purportedly originated at a high school in Denton, Texas where "Tater Skinz" potato chips were sold in the vending machines. Students eating the chips noted how the chips resembled hairy testicles.
Freaky Freddy wore shorts today and his tater skins were showing.
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very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot
Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
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A potato you put diwn your pants to enhance your bulge.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a dick-tater in your psnts?
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