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Toad Fish

Very nasty, smelly vagina that gives off an unimaginably putrid stench.

That girl has some serious toad fish. I almost threw up when she walked past me.

by Turtle 123 February 24, 2015

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grump toad

Kambria Speed being grumpy

"Whats up with Kambria lately?"
"i dont know man shes being such a grump toad"

by Gary Ford October 17, 2011

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toad-lick

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

β€œNice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) β€œNo Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) β€œhmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) β€œAw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) β€œOh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

by Duckfartsoup May 1, 2020

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


battle toad

often associated with war pigs, battle toads have an extreme scent to them that in most cases is quite alarming and are often rugby players who are to stubby for any other sport

that girl in our school who plays rugby, what a battle toad

by cino April 29, 2005

17πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Toad-in-the-hole

When you drop a big, fat steaming stool into a cavernous cunt. Thus, making the shit resemble the sausage in a toad-in-the-hole.

I made a spiffing toad-in-the-hole with your mother last Sunday. The parson enjoyed it very much.

by Captain Butt Soup December 15, 2017

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


road toad

A cyclist who takes up space on the road and doesn't let any vehicles pass even when there's perfectly available space to the side of the road.

Sorry I'm late mate a fucking road toad was in the way!

by antiraodtoad March 6, 2017

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