Crispy Tots

A term used to describe something that is euphorically amazing, like a crispy tater tot. The opposite of a soggy tot, which is the worst possible scenario.

Man that guy is such a crispy tot.

Winning the lottery is so crispy tots.

I passed my physics test, it was major soggy tots, but I pulled through and got one crispy tot of a grade

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tater tots

Crusty balls.

Dude. What's with your stanky balls? Oh, you haven't taken a shower in three weeks. Nice tater tots.

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titter tot

Talking about children

whats the titter tot about?

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mater tots

Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.

Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"

(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)

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hater tots

The young neo-nazi singers who espouse hatred for people unlike themselves.

Hey dude, goin' to the hater tots concert? No man, I am not a hater.

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tot he

1.An interjection used to convey emphasis of agreement regarding a just discussed topic or idea.

2.A general interjection of happiness or discovery

1.<dude>Damn, bro, she was pretty ugly
<dude2>TOT HE!
2.Whoa, that was SO COOL! Tot HE!

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croc tots

Toddlers that wear crocs. Any child that wears crocs.

"Come on croc tots, lets go to the town pool."

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