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Meaning come at me bro or do you wanna go! Works best with obsessive chest beating and eye rolling
Jackie: Tay, Do you have a problem? !?
Tay: Man track me!!! *slaps chest and jumps at Jackie while breaking work I.d.*
Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.
Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?
An educational career path which consists of a B.A. in Art History; followed by a M.A. in Creative Writing and a subsequent PHD in Mixology.
It is the choice career path of many Brooklyn residents.
Jedd's money in trust was contingent upon him continuing his education, so he decided to take the Williamsburg Track.
I don't know where she is. I'll try to track her down. I'll track down her for you.
How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.
The effects of using a laugh track:
Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*
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when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.
Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.
She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.
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in schools with year round schedules, track 4 contains the stiffest, preppiest, think-they're-gods-greatest-gift-to-the-goddamn-planet kids. these kids stick their bottom lips out too much, play too many sports, think they're good at said sports, and think they're juicy cause they hang out with the other track 4 whores who are all 3s with no boobs. Track 4 people think that because they get 1000 likes on their doctored instagram photo that they're some big fucking deal and walk around the school like they own the place when really everyone outside of track 4 (track 3, 2, & 1) hate them and know how douchey they are. theyre just as bad outside of school where update: everyone STILL hates them!!
You: wow that kid seems like such a douche
some other dude: oh yeah he's a track 4 kid
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