Let's Wait for Joe

The thing your friends say when their fucking around while you're trying to organize them and do the thing you guys originally planned to do.

James: Come on guys we have to start D&D soon.
Alan: We can't start until Joe gets here so let's wait for Joe.

I wait for you

1. in a more sorrowful tone, saying this will sound more like "You left me here. Come back. Back to me."

2. in a more angry tone, saying this will make you sound like the guy singing 'finger eleven - Paralyzer'

3. something you say to someone, be it a text, call or a conversation. Mostly signals that you are expecting them to do something, that something can be anything

4. A weirdly romantic sounding version of "I'll wait for you"

1. Come back.. You left me here to decay. I wait for you here, for all eternity

3. constantly I wait for you to ______

next waiting please

A term used in local kebab shops located in Australia to ask for the next person to be served.

While john was standing in line waiting to be served, a large man shouts "NEXT WAITING PLEASE"

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legen (wait for it) dary

usually an exclamation and not a statement, legen (wait for it) dary is the word legendary, broken only to be taken to greater heights by a master

MLVR to LVS - "Your energy receiving skills and your mastery of my friction generator when applying my letters in liquid energy to your fantastic curves is legen (wait for it) dary!"

LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."

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World Wide Wait

Perennial condition of waiting for the next Web page to download due to bandwith sluggishly shuffling after demand, leading to approximately 10,000,000,000,000 extra person-hours on the Web every year.

I Googled urbandictionary this morning and joined the World Wide Wait.

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Legend-Wait For It...DARY!!!

Barney's (From How I Met Your Mother) Favourite Word. He has said numerous: Legend-Wait For It... DARY! LEGENDARY!

Ted, We're gonna go bungy jumping off the Statue of Liberty. Its gonna be Legend-Wait For It...DARY!!!LEGENDARY

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Nigga Wait Time

NWT--Nigga Wait Time or Nigga Walk Time. The time that a female will wait for a nigga to 1. call her back; 2. get to her house; 3. respond to a text; 4. pay her back; etc., before she calls it quits and does her own thing. Note: Time can be adjusted dependent on the situation.

Dawnita: Girl, I have been waitin for Reggie to come pick me up for a minute!
Shayna: What you set his Nigga Wait Time at?
Dawnita: 30 minutes.
Shayna: Girl you need to readjust that. I have Donnell's set at 2 minutes. After that, I'm gone!

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