Woody is a toy cowboy that likes to watch anime pornos and he like rubbing cherry anal cream on his face
"Woody got wood and found woody chan"
A guy who can break toilet sits with his own planet sized ass
Dam this toilet sit is broken
It must have been woody
A guy who can destroy toilet seats with his own planet sized ass
guy 1:Woah dude this toilet seat is broken
guy 2:it must have been woody
To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.
"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"
Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.
Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!
the shithead dog i got this year, who barks all day and eats our arms (in all serious, we do love him, even though he is the spawn of satan)
me: "shut the fuck up woody!"
woody: "fuck off (in dog)"
A fucking useless prick who can dish it out but cannot take it.
That guy is such a fucking woody.