I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

Your brother aint gonna be a father

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.

Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*

Aint It Great

When you are no longer allowed to say "Must Be Nice", Due to Feelings being hurt, and boxes of tissues being used. You create another saying to discreetly mask "It Must Be Nice".

SGT Toughskin in uniform at 1230: How are you PFC Thinskin?
PFC Thinskin in civilians: Doing good, This schedule of 3 on and 4 off really sucks.
SGT Toughskin: "Aint It Great", I have to work 5 days with 2 days off.

this town aint big enough for the both of us

when u need to shoot down ur homie because the town just aint big enough

PERSON 1: this town aint big enough for the both of us, pardner
PERSON 2: (gets shot)