Rice Wizard

Refers to a person of East and Southeast Asian (China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, etc...) and Pacific Islander (Philippines) decent.

After millenia of cultivating and eating rice, many of the Asian nations have perfected farming and cooking techniques of their staple crop. The pervasive nature of rice in these cultures has lead to it being a ubiquitous (and often derogatory: "Ricer," "Rice Eater," Rise Boy") identifier of these cultures for people of non-Asian decent.

"Rice Wizard" carries a positive connotation compared to many of the terms that include "rice." Rice Wizards choose to acknowledge this cultural trait, and embrace it. Rice in these cultures is not just part of everyday life as food, but is required for many customs and celebrations. Rice Wizards are proud of their Asian heritage and live their lives knowing they have roots in some of the oldest cultures in the world.

And no, Rice Wizards cannot throw fireballs (even though that would be rad as fuck).

- Hey, Tan. What are you: Korean, Chinese, Filipino?

- I'm half-White/half-Filipino, but I'm 100% Rice Wizard.

Rice Fam

Name given to a group of Asian friends OR Name applied to your token Asian friend in your friendship group of non-Asians.
Not racist - speaking favourably of Asians.
Also known as #RiceFam and Rice Family.

Hey yo here comes Hanh, he's my rice fam!

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

Nice as rice

The highest complement one can bestow

Human 1: I drew this picture of a dog what do you think?
Human 2 (of higher intellect): That’s nice as rice

Rice Pony

A type of person who is sweet, dainty, majorly cute, very kind hearted and never fails to lift your mood.

"that girl is such a rice pony"
Siani Warner

rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.

Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?

The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip

Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"