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weather vane

To put your finger up your ass and pull it out to find the direction/ strength of the wind.

Let me just weather vane to see where the wind is coming from.

by dead hours November 9, 2009

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slash weather

indecisive, inclement weather. a combination of horrible precipitation that is cold, wet and windy all at once. generally used bitterly.

"what IS this weather outside? it's raining, but it's freezing rain and windy, but it turns into slush with a side of ice."--miriam

"it's SLASH weather, as in sleet/snow/rain/ice. i hate it."--walsh

by Mike B. Walsh March 16, 2007

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Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.

Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?

by Blah December 14, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

by Uvula February 17, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Under The Weather

A sarcastic way of saying something is cool. Such as sick or ill can mean something is actually very cool, not sick or ill in the way a person feels.

(Some sick foo sticks a nice nosegrind nollie flip)

"damn stogie that shit was under the weather!"

(If you don't get the irony of this phrase by now and think I am serious please sit on a landmine.)

by JALBanger June 11, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 325๐Ÿ‘Ž


Titan Weather

Any kind of weather that is good for marching band. Weather can be anywhere from perfect to almost a hurricane to the surface of the sun.

This is Titan Weather, baby!

by Mcatz August 25, 2010

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Milquetoast Weather

Noun. AKA; "Milk Toast Weather"
Name for periods of severe weather which cause panic shopping items like Milk and Bread.
Derives it's meaning from Milquetoast, a bland meal whose primary ingredients are Milk and Bread.

Tom: "Uh oh, did you see the forecast? Big snowstorm coming, looks like Milquetoast weather."
Jenny: "Crud. I'll go to the store, we need to stock up on bread and milk."

by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023

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