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Normally found in Australia at festivals, on the side of the road, at a bus stop or in the middle of the desert. One of a pair of thongs, the most common of all Australian footwear and always there is only one... No one ever knows where the other one is. Common Australian beleif is that every now and then a thong gets sent back through space and time as an exchange for all the socks that dissapear...
"hey Brendon what is that you are wearing on your hand?"
"its a superfluous thong I just found over by that beer tent"
Push a females underwear to the side then proceed to have sex, while leaving the underwear left on the side of her clam region, this is useful for quick on the go sexual intercourse skipping the step of removing the undergarments.
I hit Brittany with the thong shot last night and she was very impressed
Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."
The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.
I have a thong baby I need to tend to!
The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.
I have a thong baby I need to tend to!
A one-of-kind alpha male. Courageous and disciplined. Natural leader with sensitivity.
That bald dude is a real Jit Thong!
A big bear boy. Someone that is bearish on the stock market and covers his face with a thong in shame.
Dude, look at that guy's options. Such a thong daddy.