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A horrible mixture of saliva, makeup and semen. Often found after sex, hence the name.
Freind 1: “I woke up in the middle of the night, my date was gone and my face was covered in Tinder Juice.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”
Hey bro, how was your tinder sloot last night.
Let me just say, it was worth messaging her.
When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"
Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals
Don’t swing them they tinder originated in Philadelphia from Ty aka ovo6tim in reference to throwing paper trash bags into the trash truck during abatement work when it’s raining outside because the bags will burst
Yo the bags busting
Don’t Swing them they Tinder!
A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.