the universal jewish superhero for stoners everywhere, capn cashed always saves the day with his amazing toking powers.
for other pothead superheroes, see bluntman and chronic.
unsuspecting citizen: "my bowl is almost done, but i'm not sure if its cashed or not."
capn cashed: -lowers sunglasses- "don't worry, ma'am/sir. capn cashed is here to save the day."
citizen: "my bowl is clogged dude.. maaaayn"
capn cashed: -blows out the bowl with intense lung power, chunk flies out- "just your friendly neighborhood capn cashed!"
a horny 10-year-old Roblox ODer that goes onto CON CON CON CON CON CON games and fucks lego girls in the pussy, when they're most likely actually guys in real life. he also goes on rants about how YouTubers like greenlegocats123 are manipulative when in reality they're just showing opinions against ODing, which is against roblox TOS, Without any evidence that he's manipulative at all. I actually disagree with some of greenlegocats123's opinions but this little retarded ODer is just whining because he can't get lego pussy because of him. I can't wait for his mom to spank him after she finds PornHub in his internet history.
>Cash Black goes onto flovs condo
Cash Black: SUCK HARDER GIRL
>fake girl continues so blow his lego dick harder
>roblox shuts down the condo game
Cash Black: FUCK I was so horny I was jacking my real life dick off to lego roblox porn
Cash Black: fuck, greenlegocats123 uploaded another video against oders, time to whine my little ass off about how he's manipulative.
Karma Cash - Life's currency that is deposited or withdrawn into "Life's Bank" aka the karma pool.
That Browns defended keeps taking cheap shots at the backup QB for the Jets. If he keeps it up, then Life's Bank is going to come looking for their Karma Cash and I know his ass ain't got two cents. And the bank don't take checks so his peoples are going to have to cover!
when a girl has multiple STD's typically found in ethnic regions (minorities) with high population densities such as Atlanta.
Hey man, you dont want to mess with that girl, I heard shes got G-cash.
When an action or opinion is the opposite of very cash money
Discord banning Quackity was very cash moneyn’t
YouTube, Vox, and WSJ trying to hurt pewsiepie is very cash moneyn’t
Yo, chad. Banging my girl was incredibly cash moneyn’t.
The sound girls make when they get thrusted as they wish it was from cash. Then there boyfriends dump them and beg for cash to thrust them.
p.s teo is a cousin fucker
Uh Uh Uh Uh Ugggghhh Cash fuck me daddy
Friend A: Wanna go to the movies with us this weekend?
Friend B: Could you lend me the money? I'm scrap for cash.
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