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An individual who finds it impossible not to lie or fabricate a false story or experience at almost every opportunity they have to open their mouth. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit.
"Have you seen Billy Bullshit recently?"
"Yeah, yesterday, the wanker told me he just bought a top of the range lexus for £75k but it had a fault so it had to go back to the manufacturers."
"How did he afford that on a Call centre wage?"
"He didn't, it's total bollocks, the bullshitting cunt."
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The term "Billy Martin" was used by Daniel Ocean in the movie Ocean's 13. It refers to baseball player Billy Martin, fired then rehired by Steinbrenner a couple times.
It means giving a second chance.
"We're gonna give Banks a Billy Martin"
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The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"
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A Billy Wong is when a male's underwear "rides up" until you can see the outline of the males penis. This is only happens if the guy is wearing boxer briefs.
"Dude I need new underwear. These things give me Billy Wongs for days."
One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.
Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.
Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?
Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.
Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy
Another meme-y way of saying Billie Eilish's name
Jay: Have you heard Billie Eyelash's new song?
Zoe: You mean Eilish?
Jay: No, isn't it Eyelash?
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A crazy girl who likes to have fun, she's always up for a good time and is almost always in a good mood.. Don't mess with her though!!!!!!!
Don't mess with her, she's a Billie Jo!
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