ricochet biscuit

A biscuit that you bounce off a wall and into your mouth. If it doesn't bounce back, you go hungry.

I'm so hungry, my ricochet biscuit didn't bounce back!

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Biscuit Buster

A gun with a silencer.

Hey I heard that your friend got shot in the chest with a biscuit buster, and nobody heard a thing.

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flange biscuit

Small biscuits for consumption during, or immediately after, oral sex.

Hang on a minute love, let me nibble a flange biscuit.

Yum, tasty flange biscuits.

Not tonight love we've got no flange biscuits.

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biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

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Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.

My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

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chimney biscuit

large, undigested chunks of food that remain on the penis after anal intercourse.

Yeah, after I put in her ass she left behind two chimney biscuits.......a piece of spinach and a black bean. She must have been a vegetarian.

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BUSTED BISCUIT

A big chick who wears her clothes so tight that she has rolls popping out all over... like when you open a can of biscuits and it busts open.

person 1: "Dude, check out the busted biscuit."

person 2: "Yeah, she's definately gained some weight."

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