Grape Chat

A group chat that consists of 8 friends who reside in multiple states across the U.S. At one point, all of these friends have either worked, shared a hobby, or lived next to each other. There is an occasional appearance from other people who cannot handle a full time participation.

Hey man, check out that pic I sent in Grape Chat.

Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

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Pounding Grape

Drinking copious amounts of wine

"Are we pounding grape tonight Bella?"

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Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!

Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.

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grape

The flavor that gay people tend to like as opposed to other flavors.

Wow this guy is working that grape popsicle. Theres a pretty good chance he may be gay.

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