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"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.
The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?
Have you taken out the trash?
Have you mowed the lawn yet?
When are you going to take me out?
You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"
Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?
Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!
You didn't look back while switching lanes!
Your going to get us killed!
You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
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A box containing a Dick often used a joke for birthdays
happy birthday to you jack black and your present is,wait for it, its my dick in a box
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a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.
Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.
Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!
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Meaning having to become an authority, take control of a situation. To have to stand up for something or someone in order to resolve, or fix an issue.
Also as in - to say something thats risky or generally unacceptable.
“If they keep fucking with me and messing around, I’ll have to whip my dick out.”
“I dont want to whip my dick out, but somebody has to get this shit under control”
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The ultimate insecure male exclamation.
Jeff got mad at some guy at a party and yelled over the music "Quit staring at my dick!" and then left the room.
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Is a meme that is used in joke
For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke
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