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A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.
Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*
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The appearance of a turd out of the anus
Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!
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the outback turtle is a special move used against horny homeless women that enjoy a can of hot creamed corn. You first heat the can of creamed corn up using an old lighter stolen from the gas station near your under the bridge hotel. Once the can is hot to the touch, you then insert your filthy dong into the can and stir the corn up using your turtle head. Then you have slow dirty turtle sex behind a dumpster as your partner is about to climax you then dump the hot creamed corn onto her turtle shell and yell cowabunga!
Homeless Whore: Hey I've been panhandling all day I'm horny and hungry as fuck!
Seagrape Sailor: No worries I'm whipping up some outback turtle if your in the mood.
Homeless Whore: Id love some outback turtle, mind if I bring a friend?
Colby Mekiliesky
Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.
The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.
I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam