toaster: im on the bus again
your mom: stfu toaster
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The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."
"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
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A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.
He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!
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When you put your weewee in the toaster
Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."
Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
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1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.
2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.
1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.
2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.
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Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
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When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
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