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A person who sits on the toilet for an inordinate length of time because they're playing a game on their cell phone.
Sis: Damnit Tommy, get outta there! I need to take a shower!
Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).
Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!
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The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.
But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.
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Man the toilets had a case of the toilets nightmare last night.
An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.
I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.
When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart
'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''
''did you bomb the toilet? ''
Somone who either by choice or force takes possession of or consumes the shit or piss (preferably both) of another, whether it be down their throat, up their ass, or in their vagina usually done as an act of degradation. The person usually ends up enjoying the act.
Did you hear about what happened to Alex last night? He was a total toilet slut, the bitch loved it.
Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it
Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet