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Smoking marijuana and having sex.
Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...
azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything
The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
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A game played between friends whilst engaged in a group session of cannabis smoking. The game begins somewhere around the last two to three centimetres of zoot, otherwise known as LB's or last blasts. The game starts when a self-appointed initiator announces to the group 'save us a toke on that'. The aim is to smoke the joint until it can be smoked no more, one toke at a time. The joint is passed to whomever asks for a blast, never repeating the same request. In an ironic twist, the winner is the person most willing to smoke the worst part of the spliff for longest.
Bill: save us a toke on that could ya?
Iain: there doesn't happen to be an extra bang on that is there?
Pete: don't bogard that zoot, let me have a blast
Aaron: that looks delicious, sort me a quick suckle on that biff
Etc etc etc
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Originating in Oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke. The struggling toker is forced by tradition to catch up by inhaling for ten seconds and holding it in as long as he can. The ten second toke applies to sober/first time smokers.
Cameron: Man, I could definately be more fucked
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!
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You all know it; that point of no return hit that takes you to your happy place
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus,
One toke over the line.
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke station over the line.
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