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The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons
Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.
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Known as a singer to such popular tunes as "funky cold medina" and "the wild thing". Contrary to popular belief, ton(e) loc refers to a crazed muscular being specializing in drumming and bonging liquids. Approach with extreme caution.
After chugging two gallons of chocolate milk, that fellow was considered a real ton loc.
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The erection brought about by the vibration of a diesel engine while in the sitting position.
As we passed Melrose and Vine, I acquired a 5 ton chubby. It was harder than my morning wood.
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DMX says: "ARh Woof Woof,"
Snoop says: "Watchu Ton-bah?"
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a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.
doobyman i'd hit it.
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Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.
Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.