shorter version of “totally awkward” usually used for odd situations
“omg marissas ex is right there”
“omg total awk”
A statement of incontrovertible fact.
“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”
Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow
Connor is such a total weeaboo
The act of crushing an ammonia inhalent capsule and shoving it up an unsuspecting sleeping victims nose. ** Named after the scene in the popular 80's action film Total Recall, where lead character Douglas Quaid is asked to remove a tracking device from his brain through his nasal cavity.
As I approached the stop light, ammonia inhalent capsule in hand, I couldn't resist the need to Total Recall my shithead brother who'd fallen asleep a few miles back. Needless to say, he did not like it at all. Total Recalling FTW%
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Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
Idk I just typed in random words but
Points
I made this definition from the top of my head sorry if this isn't what it means
Emily: hey Rebecca how was the candy crush yoga totals?
Rebecca: I got a 19282819,292918189 score, so it went great!
so it like scores