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A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.
Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".
Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"
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Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.
"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"
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When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
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To drive in circles instead of parking, useful for if you don’t need to go anywhere but also don’t need to leave the car, like if you’re waiting on a friend.
Having traffic parked for 6 hours while my bros were playing pickup soccer, I lost not one minute of sleep knowing I was contributing to smog and gridlock. If you can’t find a spot, you can’t find a spot.
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When a dude cums on a girl's face.
I play Traffic Tetris on your mom's face
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something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment
sarah - lets go feed the hens
peter - no, go play with traffic
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The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death
dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam
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