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An Irish traveler is not a gypse and is not like one. An irish Traveler is a family that sticks by eachothers side with there cousins and brothers and sisters when trouble gets loose as most people would have called irish travelers gyspes and they will get affended when called gypses as irish travelers owneds houses and do not come from a poor backround as the gypse live in poverty and are usally poor not very many people likes irish travelers and thats why they come in groups so they will not be jumped to be seriously hurt or killed and irish travelers are not bullys they will stand there ground and fight alone with there family people think there bullys because who they are. But people try to kill them because they hate irish travelers and they are most likely be in groups to help eachother out . Irish travelers are not people to mess with they can be dangerious if u pick a fight with them they will never be there or come there alone. and they have there own type of slang as a code word that other people wouldnt understand for example an irish traveler would be a mc donagh but if there not a irish traveler then there not differnt and travelers are differnt as most mcdonaghs are know to fight but dont start them unless needed and many irish travelers have died over being killed and has caused war in ireland for years. The main reason was that they would call the irish travelers a gypse and would start fights
An irish traveler will fight until death and once picked on wont stop.
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(v.)To proceed in a theoretically linear path towards and backwards to or between the beginning and end of time. Although an enchanting fantasy for many, there are lots of errors and preventions that are part of time travel. I, for instance, believe it may be possible but too dangerous to do. If we do only have a single universal timeline, time travel would have resounding effects and we would only become meaningless "events" in any change caused to it. Bah, enough sci-talk, the point is: it's the action of moving thru time.
I constructed a time portal in which upon entering today, I time travelled to last Monday and saw myself eating a slice o' pizza. (Unfortunately, I was trapped in a catch-22; how can I escape back to my time without upsetting it?)
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To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:
"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"
Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.
Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.
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1. Someone who goes on vacation a lot or is always going different places whether it is work related or for fun.
John: "Did you hear that Sam went to Alaska last week, and is going to Hawaii in two days?"
Danielle: "Wow...what a travel monkey."
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A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
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A person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. It is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. The difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. Travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.
Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
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The phenomenon that happens when you urinate, ejaculate, and defecate all at once.
Tim, you'll never fucking believe what i did last night.
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