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Sweet Treat is putting honey in your mouth and dissolving it with hot tea before giving a guy a blowjob.
I lost my erection when she stopped to brew a cup of tea to give me a Brazilian Sweet Treat...and the honey got all over the sheets.
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(n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
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To snort cocaine through the nose.
"And I tried to smoke weed to give me the fix I need
what the game did to my pulse, with no results
And you can treat your nose and still won't come close"
- Jay-Z - "Allure"
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comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.
"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".
Trapper presents you with two options: trick or treat. Trick being grinded on by Trapper and treat being gifted a pre sucked wet lolly pop. It’s a win win situation. However, if one declines both options and disobeys trapper, they shall be punished. The punishment is being carried away by Trapper’s Jester Pole up your back entrance.
Trapper’s Trick Or Treats was great last night. I wonder where Gary went after he disobeyed Trapper. Has anyone seen him since it?
when a girl puts a doggie treat in her gine and lets her dog eat it
i walked in on ur mom havin a delaware doggie treat with spot last night
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rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)
A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!
You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
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