REAL TUMBLR MEANING: fun,crazy,creepy,lovely,funny place on the Internet full of memes and gifs.
FAKE TUMBLR MEANING:
People often mistake it for a place with 13-21 year old girls who a depressed and obsessed with flowers.They also take pictures of nature,makeup,drinks,and flowers.
Omg, I found this gif of Miranda Sings and Tyler Oakley on Tumblr
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When you go all crazy and post a ton of pictures of one thing on tumblr.com.
Teen 1: I went on a crazy tumblr rampage last night, I was posting a ton of pictures of Arnold Palmer.
A boy who wants to be a classic Dominant stereotype. Probably got his advice from 50 Shades of Grey. Doesn't know or acknowledge things like aftercare or subspace. Most likely won't listen to a safeword and will keep going. A fuckboy who tries to use kink to justify being a sexist prick. Named after the website tumblr because for a while asshole guys would go on and inexperienced subs would flock to them when they knew nothing.
Tumblr Dom: "yeah bitch, you want to be my slut?"
Sub: "Sure do you do aftercare?"
Tumblr Dom: "Wtf is aftercare? You don't need that."
Sub: "gotcha, tumblr dom."
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A "Social Justice Warrior" which claims to be a supporter of Feminism and equal rights, but actually hates men, and thinks that they should be treated better by men, but men deserve to be treated badly by them.
(Battling "sexism" with more sexism)
Feminist3253- "I believe in equal rights"
Two hours later
ManGuy420- "Hello ma'am, would you like to become friends, I see you're a feminist, and I believe in equal rights too"
Feminist3253- "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A FENINIST YOU SEX CRAZED PIG!!!!"
ManGuy420- "Are you sure you believe in equal rights?"
Feminist3253- "YES I AM, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!"
TheTrueFeminist logged on
TheTrueFeminist- "No, you are a Tumblr feminist, stop hating on men!"
Feminist3243- "I AM A TRUE FEMINIST, AND YOU WILL RESPECT YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU SEXIST-"
TheTrueFeminist blocked Feminist3253
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thum-blur bahrf (Verb)
When you are bored on your computer and tumblr tickles your fancy
and there's just a huge influx of great photos and quotes on your dashboard and you feel compelled to reblog every single one...
so you do.
& flood your followers dashboards
"I just tumblr barfed all over my followers dashboards."
"Oh no, not again, insert tumblr name here just barfed all over my dashboard again! This is the third time today!"
an annoying child who thinks their life is terrible even though it is really great but they're too stupid to know
Tumblr Kid: You don't know what i have to go through
Friend of Tumblr Kid:Dude your being a tumblr kid
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One or multiple tumblr bloggers who find old shit in their room and take pictures of it to give away in exchange for reblogs and follows.
Tumblr Giveaway!
Old crap I found that I don't use anymore that someone out there must like! Worth over $1000
Must reblog, no likes.
Must be following me at
{generic-hipster-blog-name}.tumblr.com
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