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A term used in the rowing world to refer to one of the most demoralizing and embarrassing forms of seat racing: a boat races a set distance for time, and subsequently replaces one of the oarsmen with a twinkie and races the same distance a second time. If the boat goes faster with the twinkie in place of the oarsman, then that rower has "lost the twinkie test," meaning that they are worse at rowing than a twinkie.
Bill missed practice today, so we twinkie tested him for a 5k race piece. He definitely lost.
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One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger
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A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.
Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!
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Often refers to a homosexual man's butt hole (always referring to the bottom). Mostly describes the butt hole of a slim, blond, and slutty gay (also known as a twink), but can be used to describe any bottom depending on context and to whom you are speaking. It is usually accompanied by some reference to a twinkie (dessert) but that is not always needed.
1. "Did you get any last night?"
"Fuck yeah I did, I filled some sluts twinkie cake with cream"
"Oh shit."
2. "Boy, why you walking like that"
"My twinkie cake got filled last night"
3. "You like this dick baby?"
"Oh yeah, fucking fill my twinkie cake."
4. The jizz was dripping out of his twinkie cake after he barebacked
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A term often used in homosexual circles to describe a vietnamese man with a smooth, youthful, only slightly-muscular, physique that has no job but dual incomes.
That fag has it all! He's such a Twinkie McDinkles!
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Word for the manager of a business, usually but not always fast food, who has a secret stash of twinkies or other snack cake hidden in their office.
Rick is so damn fat that they nicknamed him the twinkie king of the factory!
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a cock
did you say you were hungry? here, baby - eat this meat twinkie
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