under cheese

The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)

Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym

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under the table

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.

Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.

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Under-treated

Being treated like a lame, not being shown the love you deserve

My girlfriend said she was feeling under-treated

under the dock

the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.

Ian drank wayyy too much Jameson last night and was under the dock all day today

under the leaf

To still be moderately high from marijuana

We smoked a lot a couple hours ago and I’m still under the leaf.

Voice under

A voice over that turns out to be too quiet. Particularly relevant to a translated voice over that is quieter than the dialogue being translated.

What? What's he saying? Man, shoot the sound engineer, he turned out a voice under.

Under Proofed

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"

That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out