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When you go to a pub or club in the mens bathroom and one of thems clogged up with a lot of urine and the colour becomes basically hot yellow aka Gatorade colour.
Did you go into the toilet and see that Gatorade Urinal ?
Yeah it was disgusting and dripping all over.
n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.
*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.
*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.
The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.
Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!
Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.
Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
A guy who enters the buffer zone in a bathroom.
I was in the bathroom and a urinal creeper got in my buffer zone.
The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis
Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap
A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"