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When an individual is answering a question, and provides numerous additional pieces of information that are completely irrelevant to the answer you are asking for. Typically you will need to ask this dumb fool the question again, in a simpler fashion, to get a clear answer.
“Which time will you be arriving?“
“Well, I just have to do some laundry. Then I’ll go to the grocery store...I ran out of toilet paper...” Etc.
A Useless Exchange Of Information has just taken place.
An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying
Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"
Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
One who cannot perform rudimentary tasks required by the position, content with sitting on their fat ass doing nothing, reading books and being so entitled to expect everyone else to do their job and take credit for it
She is such a useless teamleader she doesn't deserve to have the job
A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.