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a female that is very funny and will make you laugh, she is very pretty, caring , and nice. and a great friend.
i cant believe you have lilly valentine as a friend !
A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
4👍 3👎
the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her
him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong
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appears in re1, re3, and the game that never happened re5.
also used as an adjective to describe when someone has been stripped down of all awesomeness and dignity, leaving them as a half made remnant of who they were before.
re1 and re3:
awesome just too awesome.
re5:
gamer 1: sweet re5, lets play!
gamer 2: yeah!
gamer 3: yay!
*"Jill Valentine" appears on screen.*
gamer 1: wth happened to her?!
gamer 2: Thats not Jill.. IMPOSTOR!! Take off your mask!!
gamer 3:*runs off crying*
seriously WTH!...and dont get me started on Chris....
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when one person forces another to be their valentine
i think that would be classified as valentines rape
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Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.
"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."
3👍 2👎
The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.
Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.
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