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someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.
"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"
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A person that eats out on a woman
"Are you a sex vegetarian?"
"Yup, no meat, just bush"
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a complete moron for using the word to define their diet. a person who eats only some types of meat, yet still has the nerve to label themselves. they eat fish or birds, but no cows, pigs, whatever. somehow they think that the big animals are animals, and the little ones are plants. they aren't strong enough to eliminate all meats from their diet like real vegetarians.
'yea i eat chicken and fish, but i wanna sound cool so i'll say i'm a 'type' of vegetarian'
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Someone who uses only natural, plant and fungus related drugs and substances. a drug vegetarian will not take laboratory-made or pill form substances.
junkie: hey man you wanna try some Ecstasy?
Drug Vegetarian: no sorry man, I'm a drug vegetarian.
Junkie: oh ok. you wanna go smoke some weed?
Drug Vegetarian: Sure!
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A section of vegetarians who value their vegetarian-lifestyle more than their own lives. They wish to create a world where humans should not interfere with matters pertaining to the Animal Kingdom.
They often get into fights with the non-vegetarian majority who are often ignorant of the sheer barbarity of the Meat Industry. Although it is believed (with substantial proof)that a few of the non-vegetarians are nothing more than a missing link.
nazi vegetarian: You do know that you're indirectly responsible for the killing of that Animal.
non-v: Who cares... meat is tasty.
nv: *spits in non-v's plate*
non-v charges at him with full force. But since nv's value their philosophy more than their life, he dosen't hold back... the conforntation usually ends with the non-v getting his butt kicked along with a couple of stab wounds.
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1. Supporter of the most important creature of all: A hungry person.
2. A supporter or activist who is strongly pro-taste bud.
3. People who care for the environment by eating the excess animals.
4. One who feels that spending $7.99 for jumbo soy protein sausages in a recession is a poor lifestyle choice.
Vegetarian: You're having veal? They kill poor baby cows to make that! You might as well be eating a puppy!
Non-Vegetarian: You're obviously a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Why? Because I object to the murder of living creatures?
Non-Vegetarian: No. If you'd ever had a puppy, you'd know that they're all stringy.
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Bullshit term for someone does not eat red meat or fish. Yet on ocasion they sneak the ocasional McDonald's Hamburger and bacon stirp. This is a key sign that they are not vegetarian in any way!
When ordering at a restaurant someone says, "I'm a pollo-vegetarian."
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