drinkers of "Hey GuY" beer, often found vomitting into frying pans and local drinking establishments in Calgary, Vancouver and Victoria. XX: Zippy, Duck, Rat, Sherwood, Paint Tray
"holee fuck whats on my shoe?"
"..oh that, thats the Velvet Hammer baby"
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When a guy with a full-fledged beard goes down on a girl on her period.
Dude, everything was great! Including my red velvet (squeeze, squeeze his beard)."drip, drip"
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A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.
And then I got to taste the velvet clam.
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Any variation of gay sexual positions.
I took Cartershaw home and used every Velvet Tuberose I'd seen from my parents' porn collection!!
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When a women has a heavy flow and is able to squirt, and you got the right spot
Dude I got the velvet duster last night
She can do the velvet duster
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An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
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