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Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.

A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. β€œWenis Waffle.”

by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019


Melvin Waffle

The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.

Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.

by Keegan O'Brien July 1, 2008


droppin waffles

To be livin' large, and excessively so. Often times used in collaboration with "make it rain," "spendin dollas," and "stunna shades." Mostly colloquial use, but gaining steam in the Northeast, almost becoming a common term.

Kid 1: Daaaamn look at that kid lookin' fly in them jorts with the stunna shades on and radio bumpin.
Kid 2: Gadzooks! I ain't neva seen somebody droppin waffles like him.

by rts944444 May 5, 2009

52πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


nigga waffle

when a nigga has a waffle

NIGGA WAFFLE

this nigga really has a waffle, nigga waffle.

by dbugmcbuggyass November 24, 2018


Waffle Spouse

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

by Kirby369 August 8, 2013


Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021


Waffle Whore

When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.

Then she becomes a waffle whore.

by Ren007 May 31, 2009

68πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž