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A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.
When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out
Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!
when a nigga has a waffle
NIGGA WAFFLE
this nigga really has a waffle, nigga waffle.
When you take the girl you just slept with to Waffle House the next day.
Then she becomes a waffle whore.
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When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.
Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle
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A dinning establishment that doubles as a shooting range
“Hey want to go to the Waffle House “
Nah nigga I don’t want to get shot
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The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.
I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom