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Walter Yoda, is a cool, funny, and considerate being. Walter Yoda is green. He is the best bf, and very supportive. He is a good friend and has a kind heart. Sometimes he acts edgy, but deep down we all know he is a teddy bear.
An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.
"May 2nd, 2011: hey we got Osama Bin Laden they must have sent Walter Palmer in!"
When a woman oils herself and her partner up and rides them like a horse to climax
'I oiled up Barry and Sir Waltered him until I came'
The protagonist (and antagonist) of the Breaking Bad series.
A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.
Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.
Really fucking good at cooking meth.
Jesse: Yo Mr. White lets cook some of that blue stuff.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.
Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
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I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you