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a technique used by bi guys to get the attention of his crush. commonly used when the speaker is internally panicking because of said crush.
dude A: *panicking* watching the sunset?
dude B: wait i'm your crush?
The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.
Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.
~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus
when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.
The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.
It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.
I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!
Listening to a movie, or TV show , while dozing yet paying just enough attention to know what is going on.
1. John had just eaten a full meal and sat down to watch a movie but ended up doze watching it.
2. Christopher's wife is often amazed that he knows what is going on in movies when he is doze watching.
An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.
"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"
"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"
watching moxie is when you and your special someone does unholy acts while watching some feminist movie you don't remember a single thing about. examples of unholy things are making out, giving hickies, dry sex (or real if everyone is okay with it), and the list goes on, it's completely up to the two of you ;)
friend 1: you wont believe what me and my girl did last night!
friend 2: were you guys watching "moxie"?
friend 1: hell yeah we did!
both: *high five*