jetskis on water

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

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bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

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John Waters

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.

Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!

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drag the water

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.

Drag the waters some more
Like never before...

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Grey water

It's basically piss and shit

Richie:aren't u guys coming in?
Eddie: nuh uh it's grey water
Richie:what the hell is grey water!?
Eddie:it's basically piss and shit, so I'm just telling u, you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of dairy pee

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nascar water

(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.

Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters

Water Sheep

Water Sheep Was Pewdiepies Sheep Who Chilled In THe Water From Pewd's Crops.

RIP WATER SHEEP 2019-2019

Shut Up Water Sheep