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A gathering of individuals performing countless exercises with their shake weights, including, but not limited to; the mailman, the milkman, the milkmen, the delivery boy, jogging.
Ryan: Jack, do you smell that?
Jack: I do indeed, smells like shake weight party....
Ryan: Want to have a shake weight party?
Jack: I seem to have left my shake weight at home.
Ryan: I see no issue with that...
A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.
Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?
Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.
Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.
oh. damn. what a light weight drinker
The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
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Any of several surgical procedures designed to produce substantial weight reduction in obese patients refractory to conventional measures.
Current options for weight loss surgery include the following:
1. Gastric bypass, in which the esophagus is essentially connected directly to the small intestine. This reduces caloric intake at the expense of considerable potential adverse effects.
2.Gastric banding, also referrred to as bariatric surgery, compresses the stomach by means of an external mechanical device. Appetite and capacity are reduced resulting in gradual weight loss.
3.Above-knee amputation produces weight reduction in a biphasic pattern. The immediate post-operative drop is supplemented by a long-term increase in caloric expenditure derived from hopping.
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Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.
It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.
The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
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A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do
I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.
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