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A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.
Also like the archery target idea.
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To bail on any form of entertainment with your friends due to obligations to the wife. The person who falls victim to this accusation is whipped in this particular instance, and therefore the phrase "wifed out" can be used to taunt said person.
Joe's not going to make it to bowling tonight; he wifed out. (past tense version of "to wife out")
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A woman who gets married more than three times. See also Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Taylor.
He left his wife and the mother of his three children for a serial wife he met at church - herself recently divorced from a deacon.
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In the UK, originally the white string-vest, but most vests/tank tops get reffered to as Wife-Beaters.
The oniginal example was so called due to the fact that the main type of person who wears string-vests was usually a fat, wife-beating, alchoholic.
...look at that fat man in that wife-beater...
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A man or woman who collects other people's gossip and spreads it around to all and sundry.
To gossip like an old fish wife
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Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.
After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.
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a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).
This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.
Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?
Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.
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